President Obama tomorrow night drank truth serum before taking the podium. He would say:
“The State of the Union has never been worse. 10 million fewer Americans are working, families are earning less, graduates can’t find jobs & poverty has reached record levels.
- When I leave office the federal debt will have doubled.
- Health insurance premiums are skyrocketing and I was untruthful in saying you’d keep your coverage & doctors.
- My administration was indeed involved in the Fast & Furious, Bengha...zi, DOJ, IRS & NSA scandals.
- My “leading from behind” foreign policy has seen the rapid growth of Al Qaeda, Iran is close to the bomb and Russia & China have gained massive geopolitical influence.
- I’ve ignored the Constitution repeatedly and will continue to do so by executive orders.
- I’ve pitted men vs. women, rich vs. poor and black vs. white, leaving Americans divided like never before.
It is certainly not my fault, but I am becoming discouraged that you, my fellow Americans, cannot keep up with me. I blame specifically Bush, Republicans, the Tea Party, Fox News & Rush Limbaugh for their misleading comments. They have taken my "hope and change" and made it "mope and cringe" for no other purpose than to . . . tell the truth. Do they not understand that a political agenda such as mine cannot depend on the truth? My hope and change now depends on the fifth column. I am confident that we can do this because my friends, the liberal media and the progressive (sp. Socialist) leadership in congress, will never report the truth about my presidency.
Thank you and good evening.”
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